Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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