You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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