It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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