he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
