You surviving the open bar?
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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