hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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