ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
