All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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