some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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