just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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