i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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