turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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