we made out on top of his cat.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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