I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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