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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face

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• (310): View more from California

  you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  "I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.

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• (516): View more from New York

  rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.

  (305): View more from Florida

  aye aye capn

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