But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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