i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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