physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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