i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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