Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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