Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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