Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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