I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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