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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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