I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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