On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
ttyl tear gas
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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