We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
