my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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