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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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