is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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