So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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