I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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