He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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