she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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