Your mouth is God's brothel.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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