i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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