Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
