Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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