she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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