never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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