you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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