Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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