you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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