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I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(250): I hope mine doesn't look like that http://tfl.nu/sndl

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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...

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(806): Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can... http://tfl.nu/qmq9

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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?

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(401): This isn't the rejection hotline, is it? http://tfl.nu/jrbs

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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(208): U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!" http://tfl.nu/ttkj

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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

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(+61): we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry. http://tfl.nu/qm28

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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back

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(610): advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back http://tfl.nu/339g

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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.

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(901): I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony. http://tfl.nu/6cs5

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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.

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(240): One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order. http://tfl.nu/2w08

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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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(678): I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count http://tfl.nu/smaa

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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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(703): I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA. http://tfl.nu/tqpj

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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

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How about a mike?

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Already had two of those

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(978): I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day (617): How about a mike? (978): Already had two of those http://tfl.nu/wf5g

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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.

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(708): There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed. http://tfl.nu/mzmz

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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it

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We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...

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This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.

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(512): Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it (1-512): We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream... (512): This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life. http://tfl.nu/ar28

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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.

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(404): Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on. http://tfl.nu/451u

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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words

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(704): She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words http://tfl.nu/kxrj

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