Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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