ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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