Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We left the knife in your bed.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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