we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Buhtt sex?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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