i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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