i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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