He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
