Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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