I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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