you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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