she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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