is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize