He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize